10 years police have finished the search for the lower Darwin full sesh
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It has taken police 10 years to narrow down their suspect to a boring radgie named John heap also known by the names half sesh. They eventually found his known address in lower Darwin thanks to a witness seeing him shouting Where's my head at 5 am on the streets with his jaw swinging like he'd been hit with a Mike Tysoe right hook. Mr heap has been wanted since 06 for terrorising morrisons customers after he'd lost his head on a sesh and was sat in a trolley asking when the bus home was coming. Luckily this radgie is off the streets and you can all feel safe at this time. Although rumours can be confirmed he has a new partner in crime who actually can full sesh and has a decent personality. Stay safe.
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