Oswaldtwistle teens dreams come true
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Jamie Hall from Oswaldtwistle, Lancs has had his dreams come a reality as he has won a trip to Lapland to meet Santa Claus. After he found out, the 19 year old told us 'it's all ive ever wanted in life, I love him so much, ive been a really good boy this year, I haven't even tickled my dogs asshole or anything, my mum told me to stop or Santa wouldn't come, so I did do and now I'm meetin him! I'm so excited I feel like wanking into a trainer sock!'. Jamie also has had been banned from Betfred after he broke down crying and pissed on the floor after loosing his last tenner.
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