MAN CAUGHT WITH HIS PANTS DOWN!!!
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A middle aged man has been caught performing an indecent act to a fruit in a local supermarket. Marc Slater of Blackburn was seen by an old lady with his pants around his ankles and a cucumber in his hand. The old lady who does not want to be named immediately got the attention of the security guard and told him about the awful sight. The guard called the police who then arrested the mentally unstable man.
A spokesman for the supermarket said" I hope marc slater get the help he needs but we do not condone this sort of behaviour in our store".
Marc slaters solicitor added " My client has had a difficult few weeks in his role as sunday league manager for BCO, firstly his captain stormed of the pitch when he got substituted and he has a mountain of injuries to deal with, so this sexual act was just his way of feeling better about himself"
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