Local Poughkeepsie Man Arrested After Assaulting Pawn Shop Owner With Sex Toy!
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On October 27, 2016 around 6:00pm the City of Poughkeepsie Police Department responded to a 911 call about an assault at the Arlington Exchange, a local pawn shop located at 792 Main St in the City of Poughkeepsie. Allegations by the victim state that Jonathan Henry the assailant entered the establishment and attempted to pawn his personal Fleshlight; a device disguised as a operable flashlight but in turn is a device used for self ejaculation. The victim stated he refused the purchase of the device and Mr. Henry grew angry. In a fit of rage Mr. Henry assualted the victim with this device causing lacerations to the face, victim also stated the device had a strange smell. Mr. Henry fled on foot with what was described by several witnesses as a significant sight to see as he was running with what they say were six inch heels on his feet. If anyone sees this man, we are instructed not to approach him as he is armed and extremely sexual, seek shelter and contact the COPPD.
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