Man arrested at saucy dogs

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29 year old Matthew Morse was arrested by michigan state police on Thursday October 27 after an altercation with workers at saucy dogs. Morse arrived around 530 pm under the influence of alcohol. He then ordered his food, and minutes later started arguing with employees about the coney sauce being too dry. He then preceded to pull out his genitals and begin masterbating in the coney sauce whIle yelling this is how you make the good stuff! He was then tackled by employees and held there until he was arrested by state police. No loads were fired into the coney sauce.

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