Local man in hospital after run in with midget

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According to reports local man Josh "sprinkles" Ryser, was found beaten, laying on the side of the road. Surveillance footage shows Reser wearing a shirt with the saying "midgets loves sprinkles" on it. He also was seen attempting to abduct a dwarf. The video shows as he attacked the dwarf, he wasn't alone. Around 5 dwarfs heard the commotion, and came to the rescue. According to the attacked dwarf, Ryser was saying he wants cock midget cock. We were unable to reach Ryser at this time. More updates as we get more information.

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