Woman wanted for questioning for illegally using gloves

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At the top of our news tonight there has been reports of a long toe woman that goes by the name of Mattie Honey Harden that has been misusing gloves. The Police Chief stated in an interview that the use of gloves as socks will no longer be tolerated. There is a new ordainance in place that carries penalties from $40 fines to having their toes amputated for the third offense. The penalty seems to be a bit on the extreme side for a law that is silly in my opinion. The Police Chief was quoted saying " The law is law." " We have simply zero tolerance on this issue ."

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