WOMAN ADMITS, "TRAMPLING COUCH FETISH"

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Teri Garrett Irvine, Willard, Ohio, has recently purchased her 232nd couch, due to her obsession with "COUCH TRAMPLING". What in the world.. You say? It's a rather serious disease that is affecting their wallet! Rather than sitting on the couch to enjoy the evening, Teri has been known to stand on the couch, trampling all over it for numerous amount of hours, breaking it down to the point they have to purchase a new one. Her husband is irritated with her behavior and will be isolating her to the basement. If you have a similar problem.. call 1-800-GETHELPNOW!

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