Egg bandit strikes again!

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Recent new reports have made the assumption that the egg bandit strikes again. Spotted on the social media Snapchat the bandit also referred to as jessica bernstein, was caught with a full hard boil egg shoved halfway down her esophagus. Vegan feminist kelsey bauch, has confronted this bandit more then once and will not stand for this act of unvegan behavior. If anyone notices eggs missing from their fridge please contact the FBI this must be stopped.

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