Local Birstall man lifetime ban from sports direct for licking trainers
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Local man Darren Matthews has been banned for life from sports direct, employee Wendy Anchor has told first news " he got very excited over a new line of Nike air max, he was rubbing them across his face and purring. when I told the security guard Matthews (39) grabbed a size 9 off the bottom shelf and linked it as he was being pulled out of the shop"
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