Cowden Cretin Sister Sex Scandal!
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Jason Sharp, the local cowden emo who has already been mentioned in over two newspapers for smoking pollen doubts, has now brought up a new scandal, for allegedly shagging his 'twin sister' Laura.
However this isn't the first time, as he was caught poking his arse in the toilets at Cowdenbeath High School.
Locals have described him as a 'sister shagging sil' and a 'reeking wrist wrecker'
Jason replied with 'a canni handle the scandal' and his other comments were deemed invalid as we couldn't catch what he was saying through his pollen joint.
Anymore info please contact us, (suspect may disappear in vape smoke)
Was last seen smoking and amberleaf rollie, wearing all fila tracksuit and a denim jacket, and his maws firetrap belt.
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