Man lost in Egypt

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A young man aged 17 was found in Cairo last week covered in salt after trying to get back home to his house in West Yorkshire.

He said to us "I declared war on the Mamluks but as soon as I sued for peace I had no idea where the bloody hell I was! I just wanted to get back to my oven-made meals!"

After a lengthy shower, the traces of salt have been heavily reduced from the man and he is now able to speak (just not on ts with his shitty mic)

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