Local Man Shares Secret to Great Marriage

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David Garrett Sr. isn't your ordinary henpecked husband. In fact, he knows something most men don't - the secret of a great marriage. When asked to share this knowledge, David just shrugs and says "I like to pretend I can't hear my wife. I just watch tv and when she starts nagging, I tune her out. Then later when she tells me she already told me something, I blame it on my poor hearing and short attention span. Works every time."
But what happens if there is a slim chance David's plan doesn't work? He has an answer for this too. "That's simple. I just drink a lot of whiskey."

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