Second Sex Toy Found Glued to Bonnet of Car
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An elderly woman was horrified today to find a dildo stuck with glue to the bonnet of her car. The black vibrator, which was still buzzing on its discovery was of enormous size and shiny black with variable speeds, had been stuck using golden glitter glue. It was accompanied by a suspicious and disturbing note with the words KRUEZ DID IT written in black biro. The woman who asked not to be named said, "I will be keeping hold of this just in case he comes back for it, alright? " This is the second dildo found in two days, the other being in England, once again accompanied by a note with the same mysterious message. There is no intelligence as to who Kruez may be at this time.
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