Oakland Woman Pulled Over
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2 female police officers tried to pull a woman over who they thought was wearing expensive bundles in her hair and they had to know where she purchased them. The woman pictured above led the police in a high speed chase through East Oakland Thursday in a silver Dodge Charger that wasn't even a RT but she still managed to dust their Impala Patrol Car because the officers had no handlebars . They managed to catch up to her because she stopped when she had seen the Mexican corn and tamale man she had been looking for her whole lunch break..
That's when the 2 officers pulled to the side of her and asked her " Is that silky or Yaky"? The Suspect replied " It's Genetics Mitches"!!! The suspect then threw her bitten off corn and tamale at the officers blinding them with the hot sauce from the corn and high tailed it down 98th where she was last seen. If you have any info on this suspect who we are naming the "Corn Bandit" please contact local authorities and please be careful she is armed with a can of Hair spray and a lighter.
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