Essex like Man Charged With Meth Lab

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October 27th, 2016
10:48pm

An Essexville man is currently in police custody and being questioned by detectives after an explosion on the 700th block of Borton Ave.

Neighbors said they heard a noise “like a bomb going off” which shook nearby houses and left debris in he street.

Detectives are currently probing into claims by locals that his girlfriend's residence, where he resides, was being used to make methamphetamine.

Proulx, 30, just won $2,000 on a Michigan State Lottery scratch off ticket said he had invested all of his winning to fund his crystal meth operation. Proulx said "Some people in this area have medical marijuana cards and grow their own product, I thought I could reach into the market of the people who aren't into marijuana."

"I'm heartbroken, I spent so much money on scratch offs to win this two thousand dollars and now it's all gone. All that I have left is my pride, and it is dwindling away behind these jail cell bars."

He admitted, "If I could do it all over, I wouldn't change a thing, I'd still be trying to reach out to the crystal meth market that I feel is wide open in the Tri-City era."

Proulx is currently being held on a $5,000,000 bond or 10 cash surety.

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