Kyle Penni Fancy Dress Costume May Cause Upset
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Local Gaming polar bear Kyle (17) has decided that this year he would like to go all out and dress up as himself for a local upcoming Haloween Party. He says that the inspiration behind his costume is quite simply being born, perfect. Locals set up a GoFundMe page to buy kyle a clown costume but reports say he kindly shat on their gesture by using the money to buy a HUGE Takeaway, Rocket League Keys and Cake. Kyle denies the claims insisting ony 72 people donated the minimum £3 and that would not be enough to buy his minimum order of 5, 16" pizza's and 32 Boneless chicken meals with 17 bottles of cola. Neighbors freaquently claimed that kyle was a murderer of cats as he once threw away a skip full of bones in just two days. the picture above is the only one we could find taken in the last 2 years.
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