Local Jacksonville resident Quashaus Ousley has been arrested pending charges
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Que Ousley 22 of Birmingham,Alabama has been arrested this friday morning for stealing a massiv amount of dildos out of adam and eves sex store on western blvd. When asked why he did it Que simply replied "all bootyholes matter". While being escorted out Que kept commenting he'd show the officers a trick if they let him go and started sucking ghost dick. Ru Paul was also present in his passenger seat and has been taken downtown for questioning.
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