Paterson woman arrested for assault for beating her dealer bloody with a Spatula.

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29 year old Paterson Woman, Ashley Calderon, aka Cartel ChiChi, was arrested this Friday afternoon. She was found beating her "Weed Man" with a spatula because "The plug was dry" At 3 pm the victim was transported by helicopter to Saint Joes Hospital in Paterson, NJ. The Victim is in critical condition and his injuries are still unkown.

"I just need to smoke, these Hoes driving me crazy" Ashley states as she is handcuffed and thrown in the back of the police car.

She is awaiting bail Which is set at 25k no 10
She claims she is not done yet. She is after all the plugs that don't deliver and only sell dimes.

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