Alcoholic shoplifter

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Police have launched an investigation into the disappearance of an alcoholic shoplifter who went missing after failing to attend a court appearance on 21st September at Halifax, Will smith is about 5 ft 2 with a thick Blackburn accent, receding hair and a scar down his right cheek what he got for stealing knickers of washing lines in the Hebden Bridge area, Smith was last seen in the luddeden foot area giving a blowjob to a gypsy to feed his spice addiction, if you see will do not approach because he is allergic to baths, showers and deodorant and could possibly infect you with fleas if you get too close, contact the police if sighted.

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