Man wanted in connection to Satanic Ritual gone Wrong
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Man pictured above is wanted in connection to A Satanic ritual gone bad. Sources claim the man as well as others involved kidnapped a young woman (whose identity will be withheld at this time) and attempted to perform a ritual that would make her the vessel of the Anti-Christ. However according to the victim during the ritual the The dark Lord himself appears and promptly turned her down saying "Sorry Guys, not into white girls" it was at that moment that the men fled from the ritual site. And if you read to this point I congratulate you happy Halloween bitches.
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