Freemasons return to lodge in record numbers!

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Freemasons return to lodge in record numbers after remembering their dedication to joining the craft as well as obligations that were taken while earning their degrees. After years of rarely, if ever, showing up to lodge on a consistent basis members are taking an active role in their lodge. These members also show concern for the direction the lodge is headed after realizing just paying dues is not enough. There have been reports of new members joining at a record pace not seen since post-World War II.

There are also rumors of Grand Lodge considering an additional tax on members as additional revenue. It would be based on the sales and displaying of Masonic rings, shirts, tattoos and car decals owned and displayed by members who have pride in being a Freemason but can not name the current lodge officers.

Who are we kidding, the next meeting will still be the same core group of guys that manage to keep the lodge running while others come up with reasons to "not go to lodge tonight" and lodge dues will continue to be paid late.

Remember your obligations.

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