2 Men Arrested for Assault with a Deadly Weapon

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Nicholas Massaro and Jamie Massaro, age 42 and 40 respectively, were arrested on Friday evening off I95 southbound towards Providence. A 911 call was made by Lorie Massaro when she, her son, and her nephew were confined in a locked vehicle, practically at deaths doorstep because of the gas these men were releasing from their respective bodies. They are both being charged with assault with a deadly and toxic weapon. The alleged suspects are being held on $5,000 bail each. The victims are fully recovered now that they have fresh air to breath.

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