Local Westfield Resident Walter Hallack arrested for public intoxication

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Local resident Walter Hallack from Westfield Massachusetts arrested at 12:35am for walking around with 12 handles of UV blue shoved up his anal cavity. He was wearing a paper bag over his head, and swimming goggles on his face. The surrounding witnesses said he was allegedly urinating in the middle of the street screaming "My name is bag, I'll bag your bitch and then tag her". The bail is set at $1.99 because we want him out of here ASAP please.

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