Man arrested in Alaska for punching polar bears

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Tim "motor city knockout artist" Singleton was arrested on charges of polar bear abuse for punchin pola bayers. When asked why by officers, he stated "Them bitches shouldna took my damn coca cola". He was freed after posting a hefty bail of $.50 yes a whopping fifty cents. Mr. New Mexico was not available for questions when asked by fox 2 Detroit. He has been known for beating leprechauns with their lucky charm boxes screaming taste the rainbow.

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