Keansburg man wanted for theft
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A local keansburg man has been charged with stealing "fuckboi's girlfriends." Says Cheif Choaxondix of the Keansburg police department . Suspect has been said to "slaying and spreading bitches apart like grilled cheese". Four fuckboi's have called in complaints. 2 of the 4 victims are being treated in the hospital in the glutamus Maximus wing. Doctors have yet to develops a wipe strong enough to cure the severity of this butt hurt . "We've never seen so much sodium deposits in a sore anal cavity before in whiny young men, there's nothing like it" says Dr.Wyteprevelage. "So it is safe to say this is the most sever case of salty ass bitches yet?" Asks a reporter. "Yes, yes indeed" answers the doctor. A warrant has been issued for the arrest of Dirt Leroy Brown Nasty however the judge just wants to pay homage. Further more on this story is pending
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