Lucy the Red Nose Reindeer?

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As Winter approaches and Hallowe'en comes to a finish, ships begin to put up their Christmas decorations for that cheeky head start! Unfortunately, after hours there has been reports of a Reindeer sneaking into stores in the town centre of Halifax and cleaning out the entire Christmas taking it to places we could only imagine. Camera footage from Poundland shows a tall blonde girl that we think may have been identified as Lucy Crowther, student in a local school. Her friends and family have labelled her as a 'Christmas Freak' and she wants it all for herself. Her Facebook has also been known to have daily updates on how many days it is until Christmas! Police are still trying to locate the girl as she is on the run to Lapland in hope of reaching Santa Claus! Shops up North beware, have a guard on patrol at all times and if you see a Reindeer you must do your best to capture it and bring it to justice. Last complaints coming from Hull suggest she is going to attempt to cross the North Sea up to Norway. Will Christmas be saved in time for the big day?...

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