CALIFORNIA NATIVE BREAKS NEW WORLD RECORD
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On 10/28/2016 carlos parga of orange county California broke a new world record for having the largest testicles ever on record weiging in at a whopping 25 lbs a piece, the right one which is slightly larger weiged 25.7lbs.
HIs wife Brenda fox says she has been his caregiver and makes him specially designed manly kilts because it is impossible for him to wear pants or underwear.He even has a special Design harley Davidson one of a kind wheelchair that has a sidecar attached to it to hold his enormous nuts. Brenda also helps him walk by throwing his nutsack over her shoulder like a $1500 purse when they go out shopping sometimes. He can not do it by himself cause his balls drag on the ground and get snagged on random shit sometimes! !!! Carlos and Brenda have been happily married for over 25 years, and surprisingly only have 2 children together. There were rumors going on that when carlos nuts go off it covers a whole room like a fire extinguisher but that has not been confirmed with factual evidence. So keep your eyes out for the new 2017 version of guiness book of world records this is not to be missed........to be continued
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