Man arrested for baby dick stash

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According to the police Anthony Thiele was arrested and charged with attempt to eat and sell baby dicks. Police said they got a search warrant for the Thelies house witch they later found over 1000 different sizes shapes and colors of baby dicks. When thelie was questioned he said he didn't think it was a crime and he had been doing this for years. He also said he holds the one and only record for most baby dicks consumed in a hour 500 was his record. Thelie also tried to get his friends to do his disgusting habit with him but everyone turned him down. Once turned down he tryed blaming his addiction on other friends of his saying it was there idea first.

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