Local derelict of monmouth county found
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After several months of searching,Matthew Reed or as some people in his neighborhood refer to as the skid mark kid was found at the local diner. When found police questioned his whereabouts the 31 year old simply said I went for a walk at night with my flesh light and got preoccupied for months. Mr. Reed described his erotic one man show that lasted nearly a year as and quote " taking the longest shit and reap the award". Matthew Reed as many know is famous for venturing in the wine making business with friend and business partner William Alexander with dirty Dick wine. As many know it was a failure when both men got alcohol poisoning.
a monkey escapes from the miami zoo and throws bananas from a tree Mario a monkey from the Miami Zoo has escaped last Friday from his cage when he escaped, he threw bananas at people from all over Los Angeles. This has led to a video called "banana rain going viral" right now this little criminal monkey is found in prison.
octopus teaches math at harvard They hire octopus to teach math at harvard, the octopus is called arnold and it is said that he is paid 3000 dollars per class. here are some images