The beast of ballinteer!
Tuesday 11 May 2059 5852 Shares
He goes by many names, but we have named him the beast because he has wrecked over a dozen rectums in the ballinteer area alone! You might know him as Enormous Norm, Francis, Timmo or even Danny ward, but if you have ever encountered this animal you have most likely lived to regret it...
He's charming and witty but will pounce after 8 cans of druids and anniolate your anus with his tiny penis. Some say its the speed of his hips that does the damage but we have learned it is in fact the weight of his ginger arse that essintially collases your rectal passage and breaks pelvic bones. So lock up your sons, the beast is prowling Dublin 16 area right now!