Janesville man finally charged in animal porn scandal

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Janesville resident Brandon "thrash" Houghes was charged today for the animal porn case where he was said to have multiple albums in his personal computer of monkey "gang bangs" authorities stated. After being charged he assaulted 3 police officers and ran from the court room. He made ot about 3 blocks before the cop caught him in his Hyundai accent because in the time it took hi! To get to 60 miles per hour backup had arrived from 2 states away. Hes now facing assault and battery charges and fleeing along with resisting arrest. He was quoted screaming "I was just trying to figure out how to get a new harambe." And than sobbing uncontrollably as children laughed at his car.

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