Man in Vero beach loses his 3 dogs 2 cats and his tv remote up his large Grande canyon sized butthole

This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.

2059 6488 Shares

Police responded Thursday afternoon to a very unusual call at a home in Vero Beach. According to eye witness reports Matthew Singler a resident at the home was out in his yard pulling weeds when Mr. Singler bent over 3 of his dogs jumped straight into Mr. Singlers large asshole shortly after Mr. Singlers 2 cats jumped into his asshole as well. One of Mr. Singlers dogs was carrying the tv remote in his mouth at the time that the dog was seen jumping into Mr Singlers ass crack so the remote is allegedly lost along with the dogs and cats far up Mr. Singlers extremely large and hollow asshole. Neighbors voiced their concerns saying they seen numerous large objects fall out of Mr. Singlers asshole, but this is the first time they ever witnessed anything entering his butt. Mrs. Jackson who lives on the same street as Mr. Singler commented that she can't believe Mr. Singlers asshole is that large she is concerned what will happen to the 3 dogs 2 cats and the tv remote. Mr Singler is currently at Longwood regional Medical center awaiting surgery to remove his dogs, cats, and tv remote from his anus. Patients at the hospital have reported hearing non stop barking and meowing coming from Mr. Singlers bottom area. We will keep you updated on this story.

This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.