Jihadi John Lives; Is An M&S Employee Named Lee Foggett

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We all thought Jihadi John was a Muslim from London, but after a report published by prime minster Theresa May it has been discovered that he is a white, middle class teenager called Lee Foggett. Lee Foggett (pictured above) has been known to 'dibble and dabble' in Islam, according to close friend Ian Foggett, however he was unaware of Lee beheading taxi drivers in the desert, thinking that his son was simply sessioning at a friend's house. We asked for a statement from so called ISIS but all we got back was 'fuck knows mate'.

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