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Upon investigation. It was deemed that Miss ortega had multiple sexual encounters with various football players in many cities across western new york. It turns out she has been spreading hiv virus to these players. As by her own account she originally got the hiv virus from having sexual relationships with goats. Clearly the goats got around almost as much as she has. At 11pm saterday morning she will be extradited back to new york for her first court date... Her bail is set a screwing 2 security guards..... It is illegal to have sex with people wothout letting them know your infected... Not that she has cared. If one person got infected for every person she has slept with... The ebola virus wouldn't have shit on her.

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