A man defeated in Madden25 thinks about hanging up the sticks.
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Glen Burnie,MD- It's been reported by numerous sources that a local Madden25 player is at the end of his career and contemplating "hanging up the sticks". He frequents using the Pittsburgh Squealers and,in spite of losing the last 5 games,he does have a top tier passing game. Big Ben has broken the "Madden25" passing record (500+ yards) in at least 3/5 of the games,however Mike Tomlin is frustrated with the fact they can't seem to pull out a victory. Not to mention his average rushing yards over the span of said 5 games in question are about 17.4 per game,total..yards. The Carolina Panthers Madden25 player J.Corrigan was available for this comment "At the end of the day it's just a game,but we live for this. Don't you think when I run with DeAngelo Williams for a 60 yard TD that a baby angel gets its wings? The sky is Carolina Panther blue,kinda,THAT's how we know God is a Panther fan!"
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