Local woman arrested for indecent exposure amidst erratic forest behavior

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A young woman was arrested Friday evening after reports flooded in of an individual exhibiting strange behaviour in a forested area outside of Jacksonville FL.
Identified as 28 year old local resident Veronica Blare. Suspect was seen hiding behind trees, and talking to herself as well as plant life. In one instance a passer by witnessed Ms. Blarek hugging a tree then hissing violently at him as he walked by.

Upon arrival law officers found the suspect urinating under a bush while whispering inaudibly to herself. She was taken into custody at 6:24pm. Upon further investigation it was determined that Ms. Blarek is an avid nature enthusiast and stay at home mom. Ms. Blarek had ingested a plant life she had misidentified, causing her abnoraml behavior. Nothing further has been released at this time.

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