Bendigo Drug Dealer Detained by Police For Under-weighing "Tennas".

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Bendigo local, high school dropout, and pot dealer Riley Roselli was taken into custody by two police officers last Thursday afternoon in Bendigo's Rosiland park.

Police said they spotted the dropkick 100 meters away from where they were, stating that his musty beard is what gave him away. Once in sight Roselli then continued to place his little nugs on his mobile scales to undergo the deal between he and his customer. Officer Mike said they could tell that something wasn't right from the get-go, "The nugs just looked tiny and frail, I could tell by his body language that he was ripping this kid off so we moved in on the situation".

The two officers then rushed Ol' Shuv-it and he bolted, spilling the pot and his tin of pre-rolled JPS Blue cigarettes, scattering the contents of his bag across the park's pathway. Roselli was shortly captured after stacking his skateboard trying to Pop-Shuv-It down a round-a-bout. Once in custody Riley had this to say to SBS worldwide news HQ: "I only sell when Sez needs something, it's mostly her thing I'm sort of more caught up in it really". Police were convinced to let Roselli walk free after he told them "You can't arrest me you dickheads since technically it's not worth anything cause of how underweighed and sprayed me Buds are."

The old shuv had his way once again, classic riz--pinchin mickeys sellin rollies--it's that grind it's that hustle. Never change riz, you're perfect.

image: Faith Max (left), Dave getting Zooted (centre), 2fa of crumb (right)

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