Jersey teen, 17, arrested for assault.

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Jersey police have arrested an 17 year old in connection to an assault at 19:34 Saturday 29th October. The attacker NATHAN BIZOURAN had arranged to meet a friend to buy a game from the Facebook page 'Game Consoles accessories and games Jersey' the game (FIFA 17) he was given was defunct. The game was given to him by a Jersey Teen, 17, WILF MORRIS who has just passed his driving test (shoutout woop woop). Once NATHAN BIZOURAN found the game was broken he met up and assaulted WILF MORRIS, who is now being treated in hospital. NATHAN BIZOURAN appears in court tomorrow. In addition if you have read this you have wasted 2 minuets of your life. Have a good day.

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