Local Janesville woman arrested for indecent behavior at pumpkin patch.
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Local Janesville woman Crystal Flood was arrested early Saturday morning for indecent exposure at local Pumpkin patch. Police report states she was caught by the opening staff member at Happy Hallow Pumpkin Patch at 5:30am reportedly doing "obscene acts with several pumpkins of all sizes" employee Carol Craftmen also states "I've just never seen anything like it" police were called when Flood age 40 refused to leave until "someone gave her whisky and let her finish" The Janesville Gazzett reports that the police arrived to the scene and arrested Flood for her fourth indecent exposer offense. She has court scheduled November 27th.
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