Pittsburgh man Nearly beats girlfriend to death because "she is taller than him"

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A Pittsburgh man, Giovanni Feliciano is believed to have beat his girlfriend half to death because she was bragging that she was taller than him. Authorities say that Geo's weapon of choice was an Xbox controller. If you see this man, be very cautious. He may be intoxicated, when police arrived at his apartment their was a half drunk can of natural ice. Geo's girlfriend said only a few sips of this gets him drunk. Also be very cautious that he may have his weapon with him. He may of taken his controller with him to head to a friends house to get "whooped in 2k" - is what his girlfriend said. Giovanni was wearing basketball shorts that were way to big for him, a tank top with bleach stains and a pair of shaq's with holes near the toes. He may also be wearing his favorite minecraft jacket.

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