Sexual assault and battery
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Saturday night police responded to the report of a Sexualy assault at 32 plaza ave just before 1:00 am and found 1 victim without clothes and black suspect without shirt and a dildo. Police say when they pulled up the suspect was grabbing the victim and had her in a arch position while she was screaming "no black cock" . Police also found a growing drug in our community named " Xanax" in both victim and suspect pockets. Later the suspect tried running and was tazed while the 39 year old victim attempted to bite police officer. Due to age the black male name was bot realesed.
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