Local news blogger to retire to pursue career of jumping outta cake at birthday parties, as a Clown
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Local news blogger Andrew "AB"Burgoon told 24/7 Breaking news that he's enjoyed his run as a freelance news guy, but dreams of jumping outta birthday cakes for a living. "My news has been good to me" Burgoon said,. Burgoon goes on to say..."But I just have a desire to see crazy ass looks on people's faces when I jump outta a cake dressed like a Clown" He explained that after the Clown Craze of stories, it was finally time to make the switch. "I just can't wait to jump out and say SUPISE!"
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