Mother of two attacks singing sensation at bingo hall

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An enjoyable evening took a terrifying turn for the worst when one regular bingo goer returned to her former hobby after a year long hiatus.
Miss Lawless, one source noted, was in high spirits at the beginning of the night. Soon after numbers started being called out that all began to change and Lawless began getting aggravated, banging her fists on the table and breathing heavily, beads of sweat were said to be dripping rhythmically from her brow.
Before long the defendant began shouting profanities and had to be asked to keep it down a number of times.

As Mary Byrne, X Factor hopeful 2010, took to the stage, the Lawless Miss Lawless seemed to lose control of herself and darted on stage knocking Miss Byrne to the floor. The mother of two began dancing provocatively and singing tunelessly "Do you think I'm sexy", gyrating with the microphone wire. As the real songstress attempted to get up, Lawless brutalised her further and had to be carried from the bingo hall just as the Gardai arrived.

It is said that she is ashamed of her actions and has offered a public apology to Miss Byrne and all Jack Potts patrons.

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