Estranged nipple pincher on the loose

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Please be on the lookout for this malevolent bastard. He calls himself "the nipple bandit". He is breaking into homes through windows to get close enough to squeeze those nips. It has been said that if you have an encounter with him and you throw hot dogs at him he has to stop to slap himself in the face with them giving you time to escape.

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