Local Fuckboy Ditches Friends to Score with Random College Girl
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After committing to a night out with close friends, local 22 year old fuckboy Tucker Glover ditches his companions to travel to a college town with the hopes of getting laid. Upon hearing the news of his reversal, his friends decided to continue on with their plans without him.
When asked for comment on Glover's ditching, Dilan Schrecengost said "Ah fuck 'em. He probably won't get anyone anyway. If he does, he'll be too drunk to remember."
No news on whether or not Glover got lucky.
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