Dildo Hoodini Strikes Again

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A 29 year old Porterville man Rene Ascencio was apprehended today after Police received a phone call of a Suspicious man wearing a raiders jersey at Sawanas Adult Store. When police arrived on scene they said Mr. Ascencio was found to be in possession of numerous large black dildos. He was later booked on Grand theft of numerous joto charges.

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