Pretty Baby Blue Eyes, for the Ladies.
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Any child or most for the majority can say they've grown up with an image of what love will look like. In this instance for woman the saying of "Tall,dark, and handsome" is the new age of a Prince Charming. Well, ladies how about "Medium sized, light skinned and blue eyed handsome?, Pretty Baby Blue Eyes, The real life Prince Charming, Evan Wenneman. He will ride you like he rides his gas tank, rough and fast, He will take your love into his heart, deeper than the cloud that he inhales from
His vape mod. Cinderella would have been proud to have a baby blue eyed, medium sized, light skinned, bike riding young man like Evan. Ladies let go of that Fox Valley idiot blowing his entire paycheck on bottle service to impress you and get your hair a little messy and hop on that sexy bikes back seat and have him take you for a rip, bud, through the streets of Appleton, Wisconsin and get lit fam, until the sun sets.
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.
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