Human Claims Raccoon As Child's Father

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Redford, MI - 30 year Old Becky Hilton filed for child support against Raphael "The Rapping" Raccoon on Thursday, October 26, 2016. Hilton claims she slept with Raccoon after becoming intoxicated at a party sometime last year.

Raccoon admit to sleeping with Becky due to "being drunk off dat Henny", but claims the baby looks nothing like him. On Friday, October 28, 2016 he had a paternity test done for baby Raphael Jr. When the test came back as negative, Raphael Raccoon had this to say, "man these bitches ain't shit! I slept wit dat bitch one time. That baby looked nothing like me. She just tryina get a rigga for his trash money."

To learn more about Raphael "The Rapping" Raccoon, he can be found on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/rappingraccoon

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