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An Alloa woman has been arrested earlier today in alleged attack on various members of the public in Alloa's town centre. It has been seen by a few witnesses that Miss Tamara Johnstone is dressed as a midget stripper with nipple tassels and a rubber penis stuck to her forehead slapping members as she runs past. Miss Johnstone will appear at Alloa Sheriff Court tomorrow morning but will be remanded in custody for the time being. Any further information about this attack, please call 101.

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